Strufflung Bedlay

Strufflung Bedlay = Struggling badly: aka lay in bed for months and now don't know wtf to do.

Hi Tom, I'm strufflung bedlay with the assignment and don't know which question to pick.

by GodfreyYerfdog March 22, 2021

Stiff Cunt

A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb

This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians

by wanakarian September 5, 2021

Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016

Fuckin' straffin

When you wanna leave the bar and someone buys you shots you then wake up in the morning and scream fuckin' straffin
i.e.: "just one more" or "shot?"

I had a 9 am flight the next morning and woke up hungover at 9pm and screamed fuckin' straffin

by Jas84 August 29, 2017

Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018