Package Stalker

Definition:
1.The Obsession of stalking packages constantly via online aka "Package Tracking"

1. The Package Stalker sat there on his laptop while stalking his Condoms.

by pigy0300 November 14, 2014

Zodiac Stalker

That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.

Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.

by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016

Guardian Stalker

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.

Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*

by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010

away message stalker

One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.

Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.

by Amy Joan October 29, 2007

facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.

If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!

by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010

Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.

Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?

by iPrank February 24, 2011