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Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.
I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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stalking men

what Filip does on the downlow
filip shopping cart stalking men nothing a hot bath wouldn’t cure
by user746_69 November 22, 2022
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tracking

Street terminology for supervisory oversight of female prostitutes in a geographic area at a given time.
That Macktaculur Chi-Town G Deluxe be tracking them hoes out here every mohfugghin' night.
by Chi Town Po Po September 6, 2008
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Slacking

To play games and not show someone you like all your attention
He is slacking
by Blunti June 4, 2018
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aim stalking

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
by Josh Donos September 11, 2005
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stackin da g's till da rubber band pops

earning money until you've got too much.
yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!
by Mr. Moose aka justin June 20, 2008
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Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011
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