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Porker Stalker 

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.
Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

Social Media Stalker 

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful
My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

Facebook Stalker

An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
Facebook Stalker by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008

Facebook Stalker

When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
Facebook Stalker by ZnappHansk September 3, 2009

Tampon Stalker 

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
Tampon Stalker by Munyuck February 2, 2009

web stalker 

Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.
Joe stalked Jen by posting only to her messages on forums.. This makes him a web stalker
web stalker by Mr Paul James August 2, 2006