cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin
Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.
by Legends' Gonna Legend October 22, 2013
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tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"
"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman April 26, 2007
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Squid game

A netflix series that takes place on South korea, where people who have huge debts are offered to play a "fun" game that is similar to those game shows, there is 9 games all from South korea, the winner recieves a huge amount of money, to repay their debt. However this turns sad when everyone discovers that they have taken the word "Eliminated" way too seriously.. there is also square, triangle and circle guards who are most likely people who have debts too, the rest is up to yourself to look, its actually good
Guy 1: Dude, i need to pay my debt, and they offer me to play games like a game show, best day of my live, green light red light is my favourite game ever!
*We are going to play a game green light*
Guy 1: Haha i lost, i guess i have to lea- *dies*

Guy 2: Yeah, good luck trying to win Squid game
by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021
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Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
by BennyKennedy April 04, 2009
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wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy
You're a damn wet squid!
by Claywell March 26, 2007
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Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.
DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"
by The Smiley Impaler May 13, 2005
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SYD THE SQUID

SYD THE Squid is a squid whose name is syd
by YOUR MOMMY :D February 22, 2016
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