Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008

ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

Smuge

Commonly used in Eastern Areas of Scotland as a part of the Scottish Vernacular, used as a substitute for basic medicinal names (Like Lemsip) when light use of treatment is needed.

"I could do with some Smuge"

"Mum, I feel terrible, do we have some Smuge"

"Eh guys, going to the shop to get some Smuge and some supplies"

by MacNoo. November 1, 2009

Snudge

1) Small measure of distance you want someone to move. 2) The amount you want someone to move over to give you room in bed. 3) How far away something is from your character in a video game. 4) Small amount or portion.

1) Move a snudge closer. 2) Could you move over a snudge? 3) Its to the right, just a snudge. 4) Just a snudge more and it will be perfect.

by Dr.Chilla July 11, 2010

smudelicious

Having to do strongly with Smude, i.e. extremely attractive.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My body too smudelicious for you baby

by barry December 12, 2003