single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

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Single Ronnie

A person whose relationship status is complicated, typically due to relationship arguments. This term is typically for males

We need to cheer Single Ronnie up. His girl be wildin'

by Tommy Gooch December 13, 2018

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Single Singie

A Single Singie is a Singaporean who is single.

I am going to be a single singie for life... :(

by abakanqkan July 15, 2019

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single couple

A couple who has no children.

We are available Saturday Night because we are a single couple without need for a babysitter.

by CapitolHillNJ August 12, 2019

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Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

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