Dirty Dim Sim

When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.

"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"

by MrChewy818 February 26, 2018

Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 24, 2021

Simming

The intention of doing or partaking in something whilst remaining empty headed or thoughtless.

Jace: "Hey, why is she just standing in the kitchen doing nothing? I thought she wanted to grab snacks."
Samantha: "Oh, she's got ADHD. She's just simming right now."

by JustAnotherInternetUser April 10, 2023

Simming

When you are on your feet seemingly busy but are actually doing nothing productive at all.

A.E. Getting up and going to the kitchen without touching anything, then going back to where you came from.

“Oh look, Paige is simming again”

by goosiegoo089 April 10, 2023

Simmed

Reinacting your 13 year old murdeous acts on a family of 5 then doing it to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed

by Radwashereinel1996 October 26, 2018

simmed

the past tense of being simswapped

talk shit get simmed

by rekxtz May 05, 2023

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020