schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

SchmooNation

It's a YouTube channel made by some guys who liked to make videos

Lenny : I heard schmoo means shit.
Rasmus : we'll I like SchmooNation

by Bunga 1 March 16, 2015

schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016