Schmeagle

A slang term for the word "olive"

"I love schmeagles in my martini!"

by Comrade Bodeeni May 16, 2022

Schmeard

A thick penis. Unlike a chode, it's only defining quality is girth.

Hey, have you guys seen Paudie without pants? He's got a big ol' schmeard.

by YonnWick August 12, 2022

Schmeal

High school code for a vape or juul

"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"

by 401.falcon September 28, 2022

Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

shmeatypoo

when you get poo on your shmeat

damnnnnn rolando, how you get that severe case of shmeatypoo???

by shmeatypoo November 9, 2022

Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022

schmeal

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about

"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"

by Heck beerios January 22, 2023