schlogathong grommis

A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.

billabong yonghis

by flonathon July 18, 2003

schlong cheddar

smegma, or "dick cheese"

Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.

by mattykay August 20, 2009

Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.

-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!

by DosVons May 8, 2010

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019

schlogg

An all purpose word, originally used to describe a slow jog. Then adapted to name the sprinter girls on a track team. "Schlogg" can be used to describe an infinate number of things having to do with running track.

When asked how fast to run a warm up, I told her just to schlogg it.

by Paolina June 16, 2007

Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008