someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
Get the schlong lickermug. by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020
Get the Schlongmug. by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017
Get the Schlongmug. Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023
Get the schlongmug. 

