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Schlong

You have a beautiful schlong
by IncaMaca November 21, 2024
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schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
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A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)
That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging
by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011
mugGet the Schlong Floggingmug.

Schlong

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG
by DiccHole January 28, 2019
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bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)
Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
by hadleyyy March 12, 2022
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Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG
by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020
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