Sausage Party

The sausage party theory consists of two variables, a male and female. When a party or a group consists of a male to female ratio of 2:1 it is considered a Sausage Party. At any given time, if a male is in this situation, he is considered gay until the sausage party ratio has been lifted.

Examples : When there are 7 guys and 1 girl, this is a 7:1 ratio this is considered a sausage party.

Bro that party last night was a total sausage party

by GetDry May 6, 2020

sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.

I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

sausage nipple

A very large, ugly nipple.

That fat girl has huge boobs, but also has sausage nipples.

by Robb Lower September 19, 2005

Sausage Swallower

Another way to call someone a fag. It's Like telling them they suck dick.

"Man, get the fuck up off me, you Sausage Swallower"

by Sloppy Sucka February 18, 2004

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 28, 2005

Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

by Weasle1uk January 17, 2008

sausage juice

another word for semen, cum, jizz, etc.

Dave shot off his sausage juice when Jen gave him a handjob.

by Darnell the Dude November 19, 2009