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bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022
mugGet the bloody pressedmug.

Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
mugGet the Wench Pressmug.

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.
Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
mugGet the press hammug.

press the flesh

To shake hands and mingle with many people, especially while campaigning for public office.

Political slang refers to handshaking during a campaign. One could "press flesh" as candidate or on behalf of candidate or on behalf of political cause intending to garner support from those whose flesh is being pressed.


Shaking hands while attempting
To exert force or pressure.
To weigh heavily, as on the mind of another.
To advance eagerly; push forward.
To require haste; be urgent.
To assemble closely and in large numbers; crowd.
To employ urgent persuasion or entreaty.
To encourage (a falcon, for example) to participate in the chase by feeding it flesh from a kill.

Middle English pressen, from Old French presser, from Latin pressre, frequentative of premere, to press. -Press
Middle English, from Old English -flesh
Example:
1 Volunteers press flesh and pass pens to get Nader on the ballot.

2 State workers press flesh for better pay.

3 Tom CruiseC and Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi press flesh while in town to promote the forthcoming Last Samurai.
by SR Gannon August 12, 2004
mugGet the press the fleshmug.

French Press

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
by ibman67 January 18, 2009
mugGet the French Pressmug.

Alternative Press

A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.

Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!

Anyone Else: You fail.
by Horse Laughs At Your God November 28, 2009
mugGet the Alternative Pressmug.

press charges

to shit on someone, to release stool on another person
wow that bitch was fun, she even let me press charges on her
by shitpellet May 21, 2008
mugGet the press chargesmug.

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