Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

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Poored Out

When you have money to spend, but prefer not to, you do things in a poor method.

Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?

Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.

by nick brown May 26, 2022

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Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022

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Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.

(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)

Stay safe.

Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"

Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"

by Elevated mind January 7, 2023

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