Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

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poopersnaps

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

poopersnaps by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

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Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

Pooker by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

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Poopersede

1. The act of one's stink in a public bathroom being overridden by the next guy to take a dump.

2. To have another's dump cover the fact that you stunk up the restroom.

3. When someone comes into the restroom to take a shit just as you're wiping.

Broski: Dude, I had Chile con Carne last night and completely blew up the mens room next to the boss' office just now.

Dudemeister: I can never dump at work. I'm too worried everyone will know how foul my shits are.

Broski: Yeah I normally have the same problem but as I was finishing up, Jeff went into the stall next to me.

Dudemeister: That's lucky. Jeff's fat dump is going to totally poopersede your foulness.

Broski: Yeah, and I've been nailing his wife!

Poopersede by Diablo42 April 16, 2013

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