Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

poof

the sound you make when you poke someone's nose

*pokes your nose*

"poof"

by johnni sins February 18, 2022

Poof

Noun. "Promise. On. Our. Friendship." This is the ULTIMATE promise. You break it, our friendship is over.

"I POOF I did not call you that behind your back." "I POOF I won't flake on you again."

by kissthisrump February 4, 2010

Poof

Noun. 3 or more homesexuals together in a group.

Hey Jimmy. Check out the poof causing a scene at that table

by Bigrboro March 29, 2021

Poof

Poof - To be gay, queer, feminine, beggish and fat

Have you seen Callum Paxton? Yeah I know he’s a poof, such a poof, the biggest poof in ends.

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Pussy Poof

A dusty queef

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina

by Mandrax December 28, 2019