Cheese wiz piss

A male UTI

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.

by Thomas bacon August 19, 2022

Piss Painter

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

by Tetyana October 14, 2006

Piss like a racehorse

Pee viciously, ferociously, long hard.

Drank so much water today, I'm gonna piss like a racehorse.

by A very long and hard wee. October 3, 2015

Ass Piss

A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.

Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.

by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020

PISS JUGS

Simply put, a piss jug is any large vessel that houses ones urine for safe transportation to a landfill site.

Rays piss jugs ended up congesting up one entire end of the sunnydale dump..........

by Richie June 11, 2006

pot to piss in

To have no money.

He doesnt have a pot to piss in.

by Atlantis May 16, 2004

quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005