Facebook Philosopher

A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".

Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!

by Sharksfan831 June 13, 2012

Palosi

T h e Devil , who thinks she's better than every one else , hates America and Americans, UNLESS it benefits her pocketbook.

"Palosi" thinks she is the president of the United States of America, and despises Americans that have been born here, and pay her undeserved salary.

by Meeeeee2 October 6, 2020

philosophy

The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.

nothing else to say really

by stoner April 6, 2005

philosophy

totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance

the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit

by Bobzilla June 9, 2005

Philosophy

A counter-productive, meditative manner of thinking often exerted by those under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.

"Hey Nigel, what's up man!?!?"

"Dude, leave him alone, he's being philosophical right now..."

"Man, he must be trippin' balls!"

(philosophy)

by cheeze097809743 July 26, 2009

philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.

I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?

by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

philosophy

buncha old geezers scratchin their heads for a long time under trees and getting nowhere. consensus is impossible.

philosophy argument: i think if you blahblah then this is very plausible. no, no, thats not a relevant point, and i think perhaps if you set aside your prior blahblahblah then you will see why i would conjecture this...... oh? that is a very good point that i hadn't considered. well, that confuses things.

by Chris Y T January 8, 2009