jonathan ortiz

Fag that sucks ass and can't stop jerking off

Idk I wanna jerk off Jonathan Ortiz

by Thehomievalentin January 19, 2017

T or T

a game similar to truth or dare where a person will text/say “t or t?” and a person responds with obviously “t” and that gives the question-asker the power to ask ANY question they want; nothing’s off limits. If the person asked the question responds with anything other than “t” then you can’t play the game w them. Send them this link so they understand how to play it.

text from friend: t or t?
you: t
them: omggg yessss you know how to play!! okay so, who do you have a crush on?
you: ugghhh... fine. Bob. I like Bob.
them: :3
you: 🤦🏻 ♀️
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text from a friend: t or t?
you: whaaaat?
them: ugghhh nvm
you: *utter confusion*

by urMomLuvsMe April 26, 2019

The Orthodontist

The act of brushing a girls teeth with your cock then busting your " floride " on to her grill. Then tell her she wont have cavities for a long time.

Hello Im Dr. Large Cock, and im bout to give you The Orthodontist...Let me check for cavities.

by Troy WR July 27, 2006

Randy Orton

The Hottest wrestler in the wwe today
And a damn good wrestler

He has managed to beat other wrestlers constantly when nobody thought he would

by Randy_Orton_is_sexy July 19, 2005

Ortega

butt butter, also known as swamp ass cream.

occurs during excessive shitting or when engaging in compulsive humping activities, no matter where

hey get me some Ortega, I just tore that bathroom up

by CC Tards February 27, 2011

Jabri Ortega

Jabri: a rude bi polor ass mother fucker that is rude, touchy and will always get his sister on you for no reason

Look at him! He looks like a normal Jabri!

Person- “Hey jabri stop doing that”
Jabri-“watch imma get my sister on you”
Jabri Ortega

by Troyboy 🥴 April 11, 2019

TFS or T.F.S.

A person who is a "traveling freak show".

"Look at her, what a total TFS!"

by pmoney October 28, 2003