shit muffin

when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good

Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!

guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.

by Macarroni August 22, 2008

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.

by Jyynx September 22, 2008

snatch muffin

A term of endearment to your sexy lady friend who willingly accepts this nickname.

How's my little snatch muffin doing today?

by Shazbob December 7, 2006

liquid muffin

When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.

"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."

by well, you asked. December 5, 2010

Nigger muffin

Gay nigger

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"

by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.

"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."

by zeus2008 January 11, 2009

pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014