Mud Slide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea.

Guy One: So how was that girl from the bar last night.

Guy Two: Don't ask.

Guy One: It couldn't have been that bad.

Guy Two: It wasn't until we experienced a major mud slide.

Guy One: Gross!!

by Sedative25 August 13, 2013

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Mud trumpet

When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet

This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet

by Jizzy Gillespie May 24, 2009

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Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

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Mud Gutter

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.

I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

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Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!

by The Gronk March 2, 2010

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mud cunt

It is another name for a chix ass

I fucked her in the mud cunt.

by dente May 1, 2006

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mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

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