Human Monkey

Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.

"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"

"See? I told you he was!"

by Soccerlover14 July 20, 2016

trump monkey

trump monkey (def): One who, when when faced with anti-Trump comments, responds only with name-calling and other (metaphorical) feces-slinging, rather than intelligent discourse. It's like arguing with a monkey at the zoo.

When asked about Trump's lie that "everyone will be covered" by Trumpcare , the Trump monkey response was, "you're an asshat tool of the fake news media!"

by bhavacakra0 March 19, 2017

monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Monkey it up

A figure of speech meaning to create a mess out of a good situation

Player: We have a big lead lets put the bench warmers in
Coach: This is the championship game. Starters will stay in. We don't want to monkey it up

by Im ur daddy. August 29, 2018

Monkey Woman

A woman addicted to heroin, the addiction being a "monkey on her back"

There ain't nothin' in Chicago that a monkey woman can do.

by alexuto85u690587369085 September 25, 2012

Choder Monkey

A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.

I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!

Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com

by Apollo Isley May 1, 2007

monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009