Molands Burn

1) A weak ass burn

2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs

3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke

-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."

by Bobbaluga May 16, 2011

Mona

A persian girl that has lots of emotional problems and gets nasty to people that had cared for her when she was down. She easily forgets others kindness. A girl that has a nasty inside.

God help those who fall for her.

Daymn, don't be a Mona.
That bitch Mona is nothing but a two face, rattle snake.

by iraji February 5, 2010

Mona

Looks like the pornstar Mia Khalifa

Omg why does Mona look like Mia Khalifa

by Info peps333 January 15, 2021

hood mona lisa

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

molan

A rather new word that is used to offend mostly guys
it usually means that
1.there ugly munterswho cant get a girl
2.there a shitshag
3.or there gay ass fagsthat need to get a life
or u can use it as the word molan`d or mol`ed wich means
he got turned down or dumped

hey did you hear about that girls boyfiend hese such a molan

i cant elieve that molan is going out with her

fuck of you molan

ha ha ha that boy just got molan`d

by tight ass bitch May 2, 2006

mona's mom

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...

by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003

Mona

A girl that is kinda cute, but kinda not. But, you would still hook up with her.

That chick I went on a date last night was a total Mona.

by SWOLLTRAIN August 31, 2020