butt-monk

when a head penetrates an anal passage for pleasure, of course, and upon removing said head, there is a lining of shit or shit remnants around the head that was inside the ass, as the hairstyle of a monk. However, one must have a shaved head for this to work to the desired result, and butt-monk.
butt-monk. butt-monk is not a good thing, do not try ever. butt-monk, butt-monk.

shit head and such things such as this, butt-monk.

by Flamengo June 21, 2007

monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by March 23, 2004

Le Monke

Le Monke is a monkey that has been turned into a meme. A video on youtube has been doing around of this monkey saying uh oh stinky.

Person 1: Uh oh. STINKY!
Person 2: POOP AHHAH!
Person 1: POOPY FUNNY POOPY!

Le Monke.

by SMD420GANGANG October 13, 2019

monks walk

A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them

"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me

by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005

Going monk

Doing something like its your job! Going pro.

"He had nine hat tricks in yesterdays game"
"Holy shit! nine?!"
"yep he was going monk.

by Tkirvs September 08, 2010

jack monk

stupid or retarded person.

dude your such a jack monk.
brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her.

by Cracka-Jack September 28, 2007

monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.

Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020