double maul

It’s when you are in a threesome and the girl is getting eaten out in the stinky and pinky

“I thought I was going to chop wood, little did I know what type of double mauling I was in for”

by BaconPussy77 August 20, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

Darth Maul

The action in which a black female rubs her period blood on her face in order to look like darth maul. Then uses two strap ons attached to either side of her body to penetrate two white boys

Oh man last night was crazy; john and I got darth mauled so hard.

by Playa69420 January 7, 2020

aggressive malt

an aggresive malt is shannon rafferty

oi aggressive malt what you doing! stop shaz!

by Shady uno b 1 January 16, 2023

The Darth Maul

When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.

Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?

by Catchoop March 22, 2021

malton

Malton is the fictional city within which the MMORPG Urban Dead is set. A large area of it has been quarantined after a zombie outbreak.

Whilst Malton has a relatively damp climate it has an undeserved reputation as a rainy city.

by hagnat December 25, 2007

maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.

She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.

by dude March 30, 2005