Leperchauns

Leperchauns are short Irish myths, They wear green suits and are predicted to have a lot of gold, but this is a miss conception. They actually come into your house at night and steal your belongings. If you turn off your phone or put it on silent, the leperchauns will be sure to take it from you. It will be very hard for you I get your phone back becaus ethe leperchauns don't compromise well. Don't turn mentally challenged and put your phone on silent, leperchauns will take it.

"Dude I lost my phone yesterday"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"

by A Victim of their crime April 1, 2013

leprechaun

my friend chris

chris is a short little red head, he must be a leprechaun

by alicat November 23, 2003

Leprechaun in training

a leprechaun who isnt quite ready for the job. often in college. Leprechauns in training can only become leprechauns if they past the tests from the leprechauns. must be of age 138

you dumb leprechaun in training

by Emmm December 17, 2007

leper

Shane "skinbad" Comofort,
irish form of a leper

Guy 1: that guy's arm just fell off!!!
Guy 2: maybe its shane comfort?
Guy 1: oh yeah, never mind

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

leprechaun

The bastard who's trying to capture Las
Veges.

Joe is the leprechaun commander!

by person yo-yo October 4, 2003

leprechaun hunter

Often found searching under elementary schools for leprechauns holding 5 colourful magical rings. Is a complete and total waste of time which you will regret spending because you could have spent it with your Texan friend. PLEASE. DONT BE A TEXAN HATER. (See definition) They have feelings too. :( And be aware. The leprechauns will NEVER be found.

Ohh myyyy goshhhh. That Malvina is SUCH a leprechaun hunter.

by Patchthethrid July 8, 2010

leprechaun

A sub-species of man that has a tendency to be uneccessarily tiny. Usually has a full assortment of green clothing and is known to have large amounts of facial/pubic/underarm hair.

Where to find: End of rainbows protecting large barrels of gold.

Bob--Look johny a green Leprechaun!
John--no shit its green leprechauns are always green..

by who cares January 11, 2004