Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S

Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital

by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Landon Royer

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that

by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021

Landon

Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.

Landon is the gum on my foot.

by James_is_very_SUSSY_69 August 5, 2021

landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

by tggegh September 18, 2021

Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.

Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.

by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

Landon

Usually, according to birth practices, a person given the name Landon is usually probably going to be like the average man, not to smart, not to anything really. Has a couple of friends and a bad attitude and smile. Also is the the type of person to hate specifically one of his friends for a multitude of reasons and usually has several nicknames to chose from when it comes to him specifically. One example is lemur. Usually is the type of guy to have an identical brother but aren't twins. Usually isn't the type of guy yo be called sexy or liked by any girl whatsoever. But nonetheless, with all of these bad characteristics, he still will grow up to be a great friend.

Wow, Landon really is something, isn't he.

by TheCoolWriter69 May 8, 2022

langdoc

1. A poor man. Nay, a despicable man.

2. A man who is not fit for the City of Boston.

The Mayor of Boston expelled Langdoc today, in a move the city's residents have overwhelmingly applauded.

by Tim Stevens January 9, 2004