1 definition by Muffinfuck5000
A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
by Muffinfuck5000 June 10, 2021