Loser

Someone who has no friends and tries to purposely fit themselves in with people who hate them.

Mario: (In a nerdy ass voice) Ohhh hey guys! You are all my favourite buddies!

(Everyone leaves as soon as Mario arrives)

Tiene: (To the others as they are leaving) He is such a loser. Him and his brother, mark, are such losers and have no friends.

by StarchyEyes December 13, 2023

loser

That? Oh, just another name for my best friend of 14 years. He refuses to get a minimum-wage job because he claims it's beneath him, even though that's all he's qualified for. At 30, he lives with his parents who are working beyond retirement age, and repays them by talking shit about them all the time. He insists that it's his father's responsibility to buy him a place of his own because that's the tradition in our country. He sets the most unrealistic expectations for where he'll be in 10 years, and the main reason for wanting his dad to buy him a place is so that he doesn't have to be with his parents when he visits our hometown for vacations. For years, he has talked about becoming a prostitute or marrying a well-off white woman, even though he has none of what it usually takes to become a gold digger or a sex worker. He takes great pride in the number of his Facebook friends, his penis size, being bisexual rather than gay, and a top rather than a bottom.

Ladies don't owe you sex, loser

by piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig December 14, 2023

Loser

Someone who isn’t cool.

“That guy is being such a Loser, be cool man!”

by chalant December 21, 2023

Loser

A person who enjoys playing Overwatch

“Dude, why are you always playing that shitty game? You seriously never get off of it. You’re such a loser.”

by emily.x.moon December 24, 2023

Loser

A lovely, loving, amazing, daughter of God.

P1: YOU LOSER
P2: thanks!

by Pineapple89 December 28, 2023

Loser

people who dislike posts about certain countries or races or religions or genders or whatever ethnicity they dont like

Normalguy: so insert race are ppl who do certain things and are from certain places with a different history
Weirdloser: UHHH, I DONT LIKE THEM. DISLIKE!

by SunnyDmanjan October 6, 2024

Loser

Someone who has never met Sam Rosen or Joe Micheleti.

Casandra and Jenfer are losers.

by Steven Susan Dierdorf November 22, 2024