Knollwood

The coolest fucking place ever. Normally called the "ghetto" of Lake Forest and Lake Bluff, the people there are commonly refered to as white trash. This, however, is a mild misconception. The wonderful people of Knollwood are the ones who make money off the rich assholes of Lake Forest. Lake Forest is commonly misconcieved as a dry town, but mostly every child in Lake Forest drinks, and more than 75% of the students who attend LFHS smoke the ganj. Lake Forest is a key place for Knollwood because the people of Knollwood can buy bags for cheap and sell them highly overpriced to the rich douchebags of Lake Forest.

Knollwood has a McDonalds, Scooters, Quiznos, Subway, and Domonicks. McDonalds is a very popular hang out for kids who have nothing better to do.

A Knollwoodian is commonly refered to as white trash, as stated before, and a rough-housian. This is because the Lake Forest kids are pussies and dont know how to fight. Knollwood is the greatest place ever and anyone got anything to say about it say it to our face you damn pussy.

-LF KID: Knollwoods just one giant trailer park.
KW KID: Shut the fuck up douchebag.
LF KID: Yes sir.
-yo man, lets go hit up dat mickey d's in k-wood, im bored as fuck.
-LF KID: Did you see that young man just engage in violence with that unsuspecting Lake Forest Kid?
LF KID 2: Yes, I saw that. He must be from Knollwood.
KW KID: you bitches got somethin to say to me?
LF KID 1+2: No sir.

by kwoodballa December 9, 2008

klool

The word klool, is same as lol(laughing out loud) but because reading lol, is not nice to the ear some people often use klool.

1st guy: Grisha, what's your name?
2nd Guy(Grisha): klool

by Type April 28, 2005

knoblems

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.

Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch

by shock. June 11, 2006

knoobikon

Person that acts like a pratt, and can be often percieved as a jeb:).

David Hall, William Inns, Zak Winfield, Danny Sohal, Gregory Cummings are Knoobikons

by Ollie Onion & Zakkery February 26, 2008

Knowledgeability

To be knowledgeable; one who demonstrates knowledge.

“You possess great Knowledgeability about most things.”

by Brianna Fitzpatrick October 12, 2008

knowledge adjacent

In business, being mistaken for knowing something when you've only heard enough to be dangerous.

Go talk to Sheila. She's the one running the department. I'm just knowledge adjacent.

by Captain Audacity October 13, 2008

Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge

by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009