thumbs up jerk

a complete jerk on Youtube asking for people to thumbs up there comment. Often to boost an internet ego that dosentr exist.

"Thumbs up if this comment if you got here through dogs farting"

@ shut up you thumbs up jerk

by mezalong November 25, 2011

Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.

"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

catch a jerk

The act of masturbating.

Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk”

by Candaster March 10, 2022

jerk factory

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

by big d May 1, 2004

jerk the turkey

masturbation.

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.

by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008

Jerk Rock

A genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. It is mostly lame late 90's-2000's alternative rock. The singer has an angsty raspy voice. The word "pain" is used as a comma. Music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don't get them and they're gonna run away. and they mean it!

Also makes good WWE entrance music.

Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack

We can't be friends, his iPod is chock-full of jerk rock.

by PeteFTW November 15, 2009