Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

Ty’jerion

Ty’jerion is sweet, shy, and wholesome he is the most goofiest person to be around and even if you

Feel like you’re world is crumbling down he’s there to make you laugh even when you thought at one point you could never do it. He’s extremely thoughtful and an amazing friend who can listen to you talk all night Ty’jerion is very unique in his own ways and is so incredibly strong and has the most astonishing smile you’ve ever encountered. He is loving, caring, and god’s gift to mankind <3

Hello my name is “Ty’jerion”

by M.S November 14, 2021

Madeline Jégou

An Amazing person with a golden Heart. Also known as Mad Mad or Maddie (my personal favorite), she is absolutely stunning, and I'm not sure she knows how much she is but she's really gorgeous fr. She has a great personality and being around her is so beneficent. She is extremely gentle and caring, which are the best quality in a person. If she's your best friend, let me tell you that you're are blessed and you should never let her go. Also, she has great taste in music, and her makeups are absolutely incredible !!! Like so pretty, she's so talented !

Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.

Person 1 : who's your best Friend ?

Me : oh it's Madeline Jégou
Person 1 : that's great she seems to be so sweet !!!
Me : yeah i'm so Lucky to have her I love her sm !!

by nam_on April 12, 2022

Off the Jerkocets

To not have jerked off for a period of time (it’s getting to you)

Geeker tweakin off the Jerkocets

by lemon peppa steppa November 16, 2023

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025