jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

Jerold of Japan

Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.

Its our lord and savior Jerold of Japan.

by Captain Angel Beard January 7, 2022

Victory Jerk

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation

Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk

by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010

Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Jeriel

Jeriel is a romantic guy that can warm any girls heart and he is very fun to joke around with and is very athletic

Yeah that is jeriel running

by kklonghi October 28, 2018

Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.

Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009