Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023

Jank

a wierd person that is a terminally online and nobody can figure out who he is

who tf is Jank

by Jank28 March 13, 2022

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

jank

jank is those white boys in your class who act like they are ghetto and use slang no one has ever heard. they usually are very sexist and think they are hot shit

sally: did you see jakes story
susie: yeah he is such a jank

by thebreakfastclub13 May 28, 2023

jank

to describe something weird, unusual, ugly, gross, or ratchet

Shit, that dude's breath is jank.
What a jank piece of paper

by jjjjankmannnn June 6, 2018

Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it

person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"

by The Janker November 1, 2021

Jank

A gash or minge or vagina

I can't wait to see your fat Jank

by lewj October 9, 2009