A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg
We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
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Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
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Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
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he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
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he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3
by redchesterfield November 22, 2021
Get the ivan mug.Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.
Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
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Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
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by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021
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