Israel

Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)

Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil

"That old Honda is a lot like Israel"

by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022

Irrelevant

Somebody who is not relevant in any situation. Originated by a summer camp counselor, irrelevant is slowly becoming part of slang vocabulary.

Camper: " I kinda like this one girl..."

Counselor: " Boy, she irrelevant, just look at her."

Camper: " Yeah you're probably right."

by Anonymousperson September 1, 2014

Northern Ireland

There's a wee spot in Europe its a place of great fame,
it lies to the north land and Ulster's its name,
it only has six counties but o what renown,
and it s emblem is the red hand topped by the queens crown.
now the Germans came over in the year of forty one,
and they tried to destroy us by bomb and by gun,
but our history could tell us of others who tried,
how our sons defended Ulster and they fought and died.
if a fenian should speak to you in his own fenian tongue,
they will speak of our friendships why we cant be one,
just you point to the red hand topped by the queens crown,
say were side by side with Britain and they wont let us down
Its personally a great place to life and i know alot of scots who would say they would love to life here , its a better place than london sure we've had a troubles, and weve got our immigrants from republic, maybe players of our national team play for lower teams than your top four except Evans , but we still beat England 1-0 , " Healy Healy "

we're from northern ireland and were proud

by Mearnsy_soufb February 8, 2009

Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011

irelynd

Extremely gorgeous woman with a great heart and booty. 😁😉😉😘

Wow irelynd is thick. 😱

by Lambo827 June 2, 2018

Northern Ireland

A real country. Just incase all those wee shitheads didn't know that. I should know coz I am from there. I think all you wee wankers are just jealous of our country so you had to comment on it. You big douchehead. Yes, I agree we have had our fair share of a bad past, with the troubles and all that, but I don't know why all you's f*ckers give a shit coz half of you's that are commenting on this aren't even from Northern Ireland so shut your dicks. And Northern Ireland is just as god as any other country. We have beautiful scenery, a good history and I love our wee country coz it means we can go anywhere in it without having to get a plane. Unlike if you wanted to go from the north of England to the south of England, it would take you ages, so shut your fanny's especially all you wee irish dicks who think you's know everything. I don't know what you're commenting on Northern Ireland for because the Republic has protestants and Catholics aswell and the Battle of the Boyne actually took place in Dublin so don't be giving Northern Ireland that load of shit you wee cunts. And it's not like Ireland has a better football team or is any more talented that anyone from Northern Ireland so shut your big caked faces!!!!!!!!

I am from Northern Ireland. It's great.

by Jerry Fairy May 18, 2009

Northern Ireland

The most racist part of the "United Kingdom", the whole island of Ireland, and perhaps even all of Europe.

Ay, did you hear the other day some hundred Romanians fled their homes in Belfast because they were chased by a bunch of gun-wielding hooligans?

What? I thought Northern Ireland was peaceful...oh wait Romanians...Pfft...get em out of here!

by ckckds August 28, 2010