November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day

Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!

Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!

by aahley November 7, 2020

May 19th: International get nudes day

if a guy writes for nudes to a girl she has to send titties, booty and a coochie

Guy: hey it’s May 19th: International get nudes day
Girl: what ?
Guy: International nudes day
Girl: *sends 3 pics*

by GGBRODEAD May 17, 2023

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Internalized misandry

1.) the male counterpart to internalized misogyny; usually done by "nice guys" or leftist men who aim to raise their appeal with leftist women, in hopes of laying with them in the future;

2.) to belittle, shame, or hate men while being a man yourself.

"All men are trash except for me because I do this and that"
"Wow, what a long way to say you have internalized misandry"

by TheLegendaryChronos March 15, 2021

international bum

A jobless individual that spends most of his/her time traveling and avoiding getting a job and/or making money. Can usually be spotted bagpacking through Europe after college, spending their parents money.

I-Bums tend to deny their bum-status by stating that they deserve a break after college. They also tend to travel in groups, and rigorously post photos of their travels on their Xanga, MySpace, or Blog pages. They believe that by doing this, they do not qualify as a bum of any sort. However, bum-status is given to anyone with no job, no plans and no money.

Being an international bum, Joey decided to bagpack through Europe to delay getting a job.

by mr ssssss yessir May 11, 2006

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

Internal jukebox

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.

There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!

by getemup January 12, 2012