1)To be seriously intoxicated by some sort of mind-altering substance, like alcohol, pills, dope, etc., and useless for anything as a result.
2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
1) I had WAY too much booze, and now I'm trashed and it's like, ho-lee shit, why is the floor moving?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?
by WelcomeToNowhere July 29, 2010
Get the I'm trashedmug. A phrase often employed during sexual relations, when said relations escalate to point calling for sexual intercourse, in which one of the members of the involved party has not hereto participated in.
This phrase can be employed by members of both genders, however it is particularly infamous when said by women.
This phrase's infamous nature is all the more notorious because it is known to abruptly end random sexual encounters or wheeling.
It is possible however that the virgin member of the party will want you to take their virginity. An extremely rare feat but a rather enjoyable one at that.
This phrase can be employed by members of both genders, however it is particularly infamous when said by women.
This phrase's infamous nature is all the more notorious because it is known to abruptly end random sexual encounters or wheeling.
It is possible however that the virgin member of the party will want you to take their virginity. An extremely rare feat but a rather enjoyable one at that.
Male: I'm really turned on. Wanna fuck?
Female: I don't know...I'm a virgin...I don't want to lose it to a random guy.
Male: Aw man...
Male: Wanna fuck?
Female: I'm a virgin...but I want to lose it to you.
Male: I'd be more than willing to oblige.
Female: I don't know...I'm a virgin...I don't want to lose it to a random guy.
Male: Aw man...
Male: Wanna fuck?
Female: I'm a virgin...but I want to lose it to you.
Male: I'd be more than willing to oblige.
by harry s February 25, 2011
Get the I'm A Virginmug. by croppers July 17, 2011
Get the I'm Yoursmug. by Shady June 21, 2004
Get the i'm lovin' itmug. by CrazyPandaZ September 18, 2016
Get the I'm sorrymug. Example 1:
Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...
Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?
Girl 1: I'm kidding!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.
Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*
Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?
Girl 2: Oh okay!
Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...
Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?
Girl 1: I'm kidding!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.
Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*
Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?
Girl 2: Oh okay!
by crazychickenqueen June 1, 2010
Get the I'm kidding!mug. "Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
by lolcat353 June 24, 2011
Get the I'm awesomemug.