hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023

hyper mega bummer boy

Lyric from Chappell Roan's "Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl". A man who is mediocre at best and brings you down at worst. Overall ruins your day.

"Girl, my ex is such a hyper mega bummer boy."
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"

by randominusII August 2, 2024

Hyper Ass

An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.

Mrs Incredible has a hyper ass and I'm bout to unzip

by SergioBlack March 19, 2019

hyper-protest

A protest of malevolent intent such as to loot, burn or cause harm to people, places and things.

The hyper-protest occurred after the Supreme Court ruled against (fill in the blank).

by anonymous January 20, 2023

hyper communism

A really cool discord user that participates in lego game exploiting

Look its hyper communism
oh that gay cunt?

by Hyper Communism January 14, 2018

Hyper Slam

When you hype up an outing event and people are hyped up to go but you last minute slam by flaking or changing your mind.

Hype it up and then Slam it down.

Long: Yoooo lets go eat at Sizzlers. Their food is the Delicious
Tann: When and what time?
Long: Tomorrow 5P.M.
Tann: Okay down!

Next Day:
Tann @ 12pm: Yo, you still down or nah?
Long: Nah I got something else to do.
Scott: LOL you got hyper slammed by Long

by Slay86 June 6, 2022

Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022