hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007

hasselhoff

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease

1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.

by stroyer May 25, 2006

haseed

short for hasidic jew

That haseed has especially curly sideburns

by guy smiley April 27, 2003

hansen

A group who went down hill due to the main singers balls dropping..

hansen? who the fuck were they?

by flat6 July 12, 2006

David Hasselhoff

1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.

David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"

"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"

by Cash Frost April 17, 2006

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

Halsey

She is very kind but never afraid to show people whos boss. She is very beautiful but will never admit to it. Halseys have the prettiest eyes and are very loving. Shes been through some rough crap but she has a strong religion and knows that God gives her that kind of stuff for a reason.

wow can you believe how nice Halsey is?

by Goofygirl202 April 16, 2019