Håndbajer

A Håndbajer is a beer you enjoy as it is. No fancy food goes with it - just a pure beer.

1: Hey, you wanna grab a Håndbajer to night?
2: Yeah, sure i'll bring a couple!

by Spanggaard May 16, 2016

HANDBUN

When a girl puts a hotdog bun around your dick and proceeds to jack you off (mustard or ketchup helps)

That dark girl gave me a handbun last night.

by BISHOP1997 September 21, 2016

handbushed

To be physically stopped in the street by someone handing out unwanted flyers, usually for religious or commercial purposes.

Hey Lenny, how was your day?
Don't get me started. I got handbushed by a bunch of JWs at the bus stop. Fuck me dead.

Richard was fortunate in finding employment handbushing unsuspecting passers-by for the local all-you-can-eat restaurant.

by KnofiPep November 25, 2016

Handbagalanche

When opening a wardrobe, cupboard, or storage area of the wife, or partners domain. And, the unsuspecting opener is surprised, or buried, by an avalanche of handbags in storage, as they make a bid for freedom.

She asked me to look for a pair of shoes in the wardrobe, and when i opened the door, there was a "handbagalanche".. The next day I woke up in hospital with severe concussion.

by loopyonions February 27, 2017

Hanford

It is usually a german guy who technically is not german because his actual mum is british but anyway he tends ti hack every shit that doesn't make his hipster glasses happy (technically he can be wearing sunglasses).

Oh look, there is a Hanford, but he is technically not ahanford because he is not actually german

by AnonymousMiguil April 26, 2017

hanban

A very pretty girl

Man she is hanban.

by ?hleee? June 14, 2017

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017