greasy nugs

The chicken nuggets that are so greasy and so cheap that they are the highpoint of your day.

Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"

by greenpiglet October 4, 2013

Greasy Hogg

The ever classic hook-up move where a man takes a lady to a movie, orders popcorn with butter on it, cuts a hole in the bottom and slides his man parts into the popcorn so when his lady gets hungry for some popcorn she gets a handful of man meat.

Gus: Hey Jobin, are you gonna bust out the Greasy Hogg move tonight?

Jobin: Oh hell yeah!

by Hewhowaitsendsuplate November 15, 2011

Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023

Greasy sander

When you go to KFC with your girl and you get the 12 piece bucket of chicken.and once you finish eating the chicken you stick your greasy fingers in your girls anus.

Man i gave tanisha a greasy sander yesterday

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Greasy Elbow

Not to be confused with the Japanese elbow.
When you put lube on your elbow and go to town on anyone called Bens Mother and make her taste your elbow

I gave Mrs Sharp a greasy elbow.

by Ben Bland August 8, 2023

Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022