Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die

Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?

by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018

fugermasasquach

Something that an extremely high person says when they are trying to prononce a bunch of keys they hit on the keyboard.

Dude what is that fugermasasquach?

Oh come on tell me thats NOT your poop shoot!

by ElyYourmomsvagina May 31, 2007

Fukery

Kind of like a bakery exept instead of bread you make fucks.

Lets go to the fukery already you fucking whore!!

by Inti2012 January 24, 2009

fuzer

fucken lozer

mike: c that guy over there bob
bob:ya
mike: he's a fuzer like us but he's not a fufu fuzer like marissa n joey they the coolest people alive

by fufu #1 June 16, 2010

fueermosexuag

queer, homo, and fag combined as one to create a ultimate gay insult

look at his tight pants, he's such a fueermosexuag

by joe awesome September 20, 2005

Fupar

A Spanish verb conjugated regularly which means to make fun of a teacher to her face without her realizing she is being poked fun at.

Sra. Weaver es una idiota y mi clase FUPARON a ella.

Ms. Weaver is an idiot and my class made fun of her to her face and she didn't even realize it.

by BoilBoyleBoile March 28, 2010