faking disorder

Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)

-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)

-OCD (common in TikTok)

-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety

To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):

-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')

-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)

-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)

-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)

-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)

-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)

-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)

*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*

You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b

by Notmelol123 January 20, 2022

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