friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

by chrno August 13, 2010

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011

Fordans

Fake Jordans.

Guy 1: Yoooo peep those fresh fordans that guy is wearing
Guy 2: Damn that's some exclusive shit right there can only cop those at the finest flea markets!

by KnightRider75 October 15, 2011

Foodaisy

A fool. Totally whacked out; a foolish fellow. All over the place, and crazy.

Man, way to be a foodaisy today!

The man with his pants on the ground is a foodaisy.

by BriRae April 14, 2010

fradams

n. a person who yells loudly and abruptly for no aparent reason

v. to over react and get extreemily bent out of shape over minuet details

adj. out of control anger issues, usally name calling

"you fucking cunt
what are you doing fucking the earth,
jimmy fucking crack corn"

whats his deal?
oh hes just being a fradams

by mazeltof November 6, 2010

Friday Junior

Friday Junior is another way to say Thursday. It's a way of making the weekend seem closer.

It's almost the weekend, it's Friday Junior.

by Deejay Bee March 1, 2018