fapplaud

To applaud/clap your hands very soft/gently making the sound of fapping.
An alternative to "applaud".

Person 1: I just got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: You deserve a fapplaud, good job man! *Fapplause*

by Dequilla March 31, 2015

Fappy Ending

When a masseuse wont give you a happy ending after a massage, so you're forced to masterbate.

Ya she wouldn't go downtown afterwards. I was forced into a fappy ending.

by Benyjake June 2, 2015

Fappened

That you've already fapped

"Man, it already fappened"

by ErrolLaLlama August 30, 2015

fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015

flapp daddy

Noun

1.A male who is known to slang that wood very proper like.

2. A male whose dick will fuck up your uterus.

3. A grim reaper dick. ( taking souls)

" Girl you don't wanna fuck with him he a flapp daddy"

"Flapp daddy i cant walk"

" That flapp daddy fucked the life outta me"

by Flapp Daddy July 27, 2016

Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.

John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Fappories

A memory which is so arousing you fap.

Guy; I have the best memories with her..
Guy2; You mean fappories!

by Maiviana September 25, 2016