Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.

Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.

by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023

Flubbersexual

Sexually attracted to a human who obtains or has excessive flubber or fatty tissue

Especially muffin top

Chad: Dude that girls a dame.

Joe: yo that girls got some flubber

chad: if that’s flubber I’m flubbersexual

by Mad swag April 23, 2023

Flubberdid

It's that feeling when you take a shit and it feels spikey

Awh man! That shit was Flubberdid! I need to rest

by FoxyTheFriend45 June 11, 2023

Flumper

A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.

Shut up you be lookin' like a "Flumper".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

flumper

Someone lazy who try’s to fix their appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard they try they will not be up to their own standards

That guy is such a flumper!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

Flubber Gabbing

When someone talks way too much about something that is either nonsensical or doesn't matter
Can also be called Flubber Gabbering

Thomas: *Going on about god knows what*
Spencer: Bro, he will not stop Flubber Gabbing
Vladimir: He really needs to take it to a publisher

by TrevorSucksBigMonkeyDick February 2, 2024

flubergubbing

flubbergubbing is somebody gay pouring half a gallon of jet fuel into another person ass hole then putting Plutonium-239 and uranium-235 deep down in there rectum after that they stich up their hole and put them into a dryer that shakes up the jet fuel and radioactive metals making a homemade nuclear bomb

Did you just flubergubbing? On me

by Flubbergubble February 8, 2024