Farmer John

Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.

"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"

by Richalex May 11, 2006

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

by bellend chewer January 12, 2005

Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

sausage farmer

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.

That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.

by PoeMan September 4, 2007

Tart Farmer

One whom farms tarts eg. ,A Pimp,Ho's U rs,Hosales,Pink markerteer.

"Did you pull last night?"
No ended up going to procure the services of the local tart farmer!

by John1984 February 9, 2006

Farmer City

Shithole made up of people almost as...if not more...shitty. If you're looking for a good time, you're probably not going to find it here. 20 minutes away from any shopping mall or Wal-mart and known for having a terrible school system.

Farmer City? Whats that?
Who cares?

by Kayyyyytin June 20, 2009

Gong Farmer

The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.

Bob hated his job as a Gong Farmer.

by SparkyTK June 24, 2006