Farmer Fuck

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

by candyfloss July 23, 2007

Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

by bellend chewer January 12, 2005

sausage farmer

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.

That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.

by PoeMan September 4, 2007

Tart Farmer

One whom farms tarts eg. ,A Pimp,Ho's U rs,Hosales,Pink markerteer.

"Did you pull last night?"
No ended up going to procure the services of the local tart farmer!

by John1984 February 9, 2006

Farmer City

Shithole made up of people almost as...if not more...shitty. If you're looking for a good time, you're probably not going to find it here. 20 minutes away from any shopping mall or Wal-mart and known for having a terrible school system.

Farmer City? Whats that?
Who cares?

by Kayyyyytin June 20, 2009

Gong Farmer

The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.

Bob hated his job as a Gong Farmer.

by SparkyTK June 24, 2006