When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.
1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.
2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.
2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "
by Question Marx January 21, 2020
Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.
News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
by colin... July 10, 2016
A phrase created by activist Reena Walker and first used in her group Progressive Black Thinkers on Facebook and then picked up by political writers and producers in the news media that were group members. It means to convey a story that isn't real but to characterize it as if it is by creating a false story behind the situation in order to make it factual, when the history itself never happened.
Donald Trump is pushing a false narrative that the Mueller investigation is a witch hunt created by the Democratic party, even though Mueller is a Republican.
That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.
That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.
by keyanswers May 24, 2018
When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
by PunkRockHottie June 10, 2008
by T. I. T. May 04, 2008
she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising
by bleezy3 January 08, 2011
While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.
by airporteffect December 02, 2015